Guy: “Oh my God, it is like raining outside. It is raining like water. Like the bottled water, but like without the bottle.”
Friend: “Like real water… Oh my God.”

Mother to daughter: “My hair looks like David Bowie.”

Girl to friend: “You go exactly the way you would go to my house, but the opposite.”

Girl to friend: “I don’t know how much to breathe. I get confused as there is so much air.”

Guy to girl: “Maybe they can recycle Michael Jackson? After all he was half plastic.”

Girl: “So is Jeff short for Stephen?”

Train driver: “Stupid person running through closing doors, that’s how you get killed.”

Girl: “Oh my God. Someone can win $90 million. That’s almost a billion dollars.”

Girl 1: (screams out loud) “Oh my God.”
Girl 2: “What is it?”
Girl 1: “Oh nothing. Wanna go shopping tomorrow?”